Superbly skinny, stretchy and safely support chaos
5
26 Aug 2026
by Anonymous
I absolutely love these Bull-it skinny jeans! First off, the black is properly black — not that sad, washed-out “I’ve been left in the sun since 2007” black that some jeans seem to specialise in ?. They look fabulous and, more importantly, they actually look like normal skinny jeans, rather than something you need a degree in motorcycle engineering to put on.
They have a lovely amount of stretch, which is a huge bonus when you’re blessed with a few jiggly, curvaceous bits that like to have their own opinions. The high waist is brilliant too — it holds everything in nicely without making you feel like you’ve been shrink-wrapped. Basically, the tummy has been given a polite but firm “stay in your lane” instruction. ?
For sizing, I’m normally a size 16, but I had to go up to an 18 in these. I’d definitely recommend sizing up, especially if you want to be able to breathe, sit down and possibly eat a biscuit or a bacon butty on your ride ?. The stretch makes them really comfortable once you’ve got the right size and it holds everything in beautifully and keeps the more enthusiastic areas of my anatomy from trying to escape at the traffic lights.
Now, I’m 5ft 3", but I do have surprisingly long legs for someone who is basically travel-sized. So I ordered the regular length, thinking my legs would need the extra mileage. Turns out… not so much! I should really have gone for the short length, as the knee pads do sit slightly too low on me. They’re definitely not down around my ankles doing a fine impression of shin guards, but they aren’t quite sitting directly on my knees either. So if you’re a fellow shorty, I’d recommend going for the shorter leg length.
And the best bit? They are SO comfy to ride in. They genuinely feel like normal jeans rather than bulky motorcycle trousers, and as a feral redhead, comfort is important because I need to save my energy for the important things — namely, riding the bike, drinking coffee and causing mild chaos and carnage wherever I go. You can walk around in them, sit on the bike in them and generally go about your day without feeling like you’ve been upholstered in protective padding.
They’re comfortable, flattering, stretchy and actually look like jeans. What more could a biker girl ask for?
Bull-it have definitely nailed it — these jeans are the wheel deal! ?️?
Sizing up = recommended.
Short leg if you’re petite = If you’re 5ft 3" with legs that think they’re 5ft 8", don’t automatically assume you need regular length!
Black = gloriously black.
Comfort = absolutely on track.
Jiggly bits = contained.
Would I recommend them? Absolutely. I’m already tempted to get another pair… because apparently one can never have too many black skinny jeans. Just ask my wardrobe. ??️